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We apologize for the inconvenience, and hope we’ll see you again on Google. [End of Message]
Everyone who uses the internet is familiar with the famous “403 Forbidden” displayed across various unavailable web pages. The message above has been added to the long list by Google in an effort to reduce site traffic. Obviously, any computer that appears to have a virus that attempts to use the search engine, a red flag goes up and the site blocks the computer.
However, this all brings up one very big question: When did viruses learn to read?
And furthermore, how does the virus react to the horrible discovery that its only purpose has been thwarted? Someone obviously created the virus in the first place to fulfill a specific task on the internet, so now, upon reading this message, how can they carry on like normal individuals. Personally, I would be hopping mad if I was a virus and came across this page.
Plus, the message instructs the virus to try either destroying itself or deleting Google cookies. I think the first option is out of the question, and the second is just another task that the poor viruses are probably not capable of handling. I mean, unless the virus was specifically programmed to do so, deleting cookies is probably about as hard as trying to eat one.
Maybe they have viruses that read now, but I think Google is still overestimating their problem-solving skills by a few decades. Being such a huge source of money, it seems ridiculous that Google would make such a blunder by targeting unknowing viruses.
Unless, of course, Google’s intention was to direct this message at users and not the viruses, but no… that wouldn’t make sense. I would like to think that the quality of my searches is at least a little above a virus’s, and Google would be foolish to incense it’s users with millions of 403 forbidden pages.
If you would like an example, type forum topic into Google and go to the 19th page. For the record, I believe there are many people with a great interest in the 181st through 190th sites exemplifying what it means to have a true “forum topic.”
On a last note, I like the ending message, “Hope we’ll see you again on Google.” It has a very smiley-McDonald’s-cashier tone to it, and could potentially prevent some viruses from committing suicide after finding out their lives are worthless. After all, they are the victims here.